Managed to find the impossible - a Beogram 3000 Thorens/II. I do think I'll be sending it to Classic Audio, however.
Now that there's a Ferrari-Red and a Mercedes-Blue one, I thought I'd make mine BRG. But more importantly, it will probably do wonders for both the unit and the sound it produces to have it refurbished by Frede. Found it in Denmark.
It tracks well, the music is in stereo and well-balanced, which is a feat in itself, given the age of the stylus!