Good luck to everyone (but obviously more good luck to me as I have already spent the first prize in my head!)

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In - Active

Status – Now at BeoWorld HQ 

Prize Draw Number Generator - Activated

Draw Commences in - 1 hour

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Best of luck to you all - I would say I am feeling lucky, but am just very tired!! Last day at my surgery today as merging on the 1st of April with next door.

PrizeDrawBot Update...

Status – Draw Circuits running at two thirds of capacity and ready to generate some names and locations.

Prize Status - All ready to be sent out across the world..

Time Status - 30 minutes and counting until Draw Time

Good Luck to all Gold members...

It's the BeoWorld Spring 2017 Prize Draw in 15 Minutes – so put down whatever you're doing, stand on one foot and twirl majestically with both hands above your head, and look lively!  You don’t want to miss the draw do you? Yes – YOU !!

I'm sitting with a cigar in one hand, and a cigar and a glass of vintage champagne in the other, deliberating which I'm more in the mood for, waiting to strike my toe on the button and give some lucky people some jolly nice prizes… BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you!!

So – you’ve got 15 minutes to get the jobs done…  go, go, GO !!! 

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, buy an overcoat and wear it underneath your shirt, empty your dustbin into an identical dustbin - then decant it all back into the original one, and finally dig a hole in your garden and fill it with blancmange and snooker balls.  Whatever.. the draw is imminent - hurry up !!. 

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky winners tonight??  Chances are, you are..