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Status – Draw Circuits running at maximum and ready to generate some names and locations.

Prize Status - All ready to be sent out across the world..

Time Status - 30 minutes and counting until Draw Time...

It's the BeoWorld Summer 2016 Prize Draw in 15 Minutes – so put down whatever you're doing, shake your hands in the air (like you just don't care, etc) - then pick whatever it was you put down up again and look lively!  You don’t want to miss the draw do you? Yes – YOU !!

I'm sitting with a beer in one hand… and two more beers in the other, waiting to strike my toe on the button, thus bestowing stunningly brilliant goodies upon some lucky winners… BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you every single draw - and you still don't listen!!

So – you’ve got 15 minutes to get the jobs done…  go, go, GO !!! 

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, shave all your hair off, put it in an envelope, post it to the other side of the world with the wrong address on, then get it returned back to you, glue it back on to your head and see if you feel 'well travelled' for a fraction of the cost......

Whatever.. the draw is imminent - hurry up !!  You never read this anyway, so I could literally put anything.

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky winners tonight??  Chances are, you are..  

Anyone fancy a lovely BeoWorld Prize?  Our wonderful Master Botterdige of Robotdon Manor is here in your very own HQ and is ready to launch prizes worldwide.  It's that time again when you all think to yourselves 'How do they manage to do it?' whilst you look at the prizes being given away. Well, i've no idea - really. Really. Seriously. I've no idea.

For £2.50 a Month, YOU can win any of these - every month.  You'll also be supporting the best site on the internet too !!

Back in a few moments - I'm just going to look at myself in a mirror, astonished at how I'm still allowed to travel freely throughout Europe in my Helicopter, should you win any of tonights Prizes…

Is there an echo in this forum-orum-orum-um-um-um-m....?

Okay Ladies and Gentlemen, wherever you are.. a draw will now start, right here and now!  Good to see so many people online tonight, just not on BeoWorld.  Would you like to win something?  I most certainly think you would...

Well... here goes

10th Prize - Your choice of 2 x BeoWorld T-Shirts

Well...... it's Summer after all, and you'll be needing some t-shirts. Choose not one but TWO of any colour and available size from our gift shop if you win tenth. One for you, and one for your significant other? One for best and one for the beach? It's all up to you! Yves Saint Laurent's finest garments, all with the BeoWorld logo embroidered on. What more could a man (or woman) want?!

Tonights first winner is..

Mr C. Trotman (cleft) of Ballarat North, Australia 

A very stylish prize - well done!!

Hello Botty.

Good luck to all and sundry. Wishing me the best of luck.