PrizeDrawBot Christmas Log In 

Status – At BeoWorld HQ – ready for the monstrously generous Christmas 2020 Prize Draw

Prizes : All in front of me, perfectly wrapped, and ready to send to ant country on Planet Earth who currently accepts parcels!

Prize Draw Starts : In 28 minutes time at 8pm UK Time

Sitting on the edge ...

It's only fifteen minutes until I pour myself a glass of Port, leap on my desk, shout 'Ho Ho Ho' in a metallic twang, then throw a mince pie at the wall for good luck to signal the start of the 'BeoWorld Christmas 2020 Prize Draw'. 

Yes, it's that time again - and how quickly has it come around?! Many of us are once again confined to our homes to listen to our B&O Music Systems, watch our B&O TV's and.. I'll say again.. hey.. hang on.. there's STILL nothing bad about that?!!

Anyway, put down whatever you're doing, wash your hands for 30 seconds, gel your forehead and the tops of your ears, put your face mask on backwards, then do a Christmas Lucky Star Jump before you sit down at your keyboard again - I'm all ready to bring my finger down on the Christmas Prize Draw button, thus bestowing some Fabulous Prizes upon some Lucky Winners… BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you every time!!

So – you’ve got 15 minutes to get your drinks and settle down…  go, go, GO !!! 

Ready and waiting for the draw to start..

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, make a Santa beard from cotton wool balls and glue it to your chin, throw washing up powder all over the lounge to look like it's snowed inside, then dress up your dog or cat as a reindeer and explain in woofs or meows there's a busy night coming up on the 24th...

I don't know why I bother saying these things - nobody ever reads them..  Whatever.. the draw is imminent - hurry up !!

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky Christmas prize Draw Winners tonight??  Chances are, you are..  

Anyone fancy a lovely BeoWorld Christmas Prize?  Botty is here in your very own BeoWorld HQ and is ready to distribute the usual large pile of Prizes worldwide.  It's that time again when you all think to yourselves 'How do they manage to do it?' whilst you look at the expensive prizes being given away. Well, I've no idea - really. It's beyond my comprehension but you lovely lot seem to enjoy it, so why question!

For £2.50 a Month, YOU can win any of these - not once, but FOUR times a year.  You'll also be supporting the best site on the internet too !!

Back in a few moments - I'm just going to pop a bottle of the finest watch oil and sip it slowly.

Glass of wine ready...