elephant wrote:

Welcome botty

Have a special can of oil to get you through the process

And I add to your navigation software a POI 600 km south of Struer: 52.0204879° N 8.5253762° E for prize delivery ...

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In 

Status – Draw Circuits running at maximum and ready to generate some names, locations and postage labels.

Prize Status - All ready to be sent out across the world..

Time Status - Just under 60 minutes and counting until Draw Time

Danger Will Robinson!

Sorry, wrong robot...

Please put down your weapon, you have 20 seconds to comply.

Darn, still wrong bot.

It's the BeoWorld Autumn 2016 Prize Draw in 15 Minutes – so put down whatever you're doing, do that 'pat your head and rub your tummy' thing for good fortune and look lively!  You don’t want to miss the draw do you? Yes – YOU !!

I'm standing at a slight angle pointing one arm in the air in the style of John Travolta, waiting to disco-poke my finger on the button (on the downward 'jab'), thus bestowing stunningly brilliant goodies upon some lucky winners…  BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you!!

So – you’ve got 15 minutes to get the jobs done…  go, go, GO !!! 

PrizeDrawBot wrote:

It's the BeoWorld Autumn 2016 Prize Draw in 15 Minutes – so put down whatever you're doing, do that 'pat your head and rub your tummy' thing for good fortune and look lively!  You don’t want to miss the draw do you? Yes – YOU !!

 

I'm standing at a slight angle pointing one arm in the air in the style of John Travolta, waiting to disco-poke my finger on the button (on the downward 'jab'), thus bestowing stunningly brilliant goodies upon some lucky winners…  BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you!!

 

So – you’ve got 15 minutes to get the jobs done…  go, go, GO !!! 

Look forward to a veritable world tour of winners countries. iPad poised.

I'm stroking my B&O bottle opener for luck...

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, take your sofa for a country walk, introduce yourself to next doors cat as the town’s Lord Mayor, then pick up a BeoLab 90 single handed and swear never to take steroids again.  Whatever.. the draw is imminent - hurry up !!. 

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky winners tonight??  Chances are, you are..  

Anyone fancy a lovely BeoWorld Prize?  

Reverend Bottington, vicar of the Church of the combined St. Bang & St. Olufsen is here in your very own HQ, cassock on, ready to launch prizes worldwide.  It's that time again when you all think to yourselves 'How do they manage to do it?' whilst you look at the prizes being given away. Well, i've no idea - really.  Ask the Saints!

For £2.50 a Month, YOU can win any of these - every quarter.  You'll also be supporting the best site on the internet too !!

Back in a few moments - I'm just going to look at myself in a mirror, astonished at the pure amazingness..  of tonights Prizes.