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Salvete!

PrizeDrawBot Remote Log In - Active

Status – Now at BeoWorld HQ 

Prize Draw Number Generator - Activated

End of Message. - Jingle Jingle, woah there Rudolph, have you all been good?!

PrizeDrawBot Logged In - Reporting

Status – Draw Circuits running at two thirds of capacity and ready to generate some names and locations.

Prize Status - All ready to be sent out across the world..

Time Status - 30 minutes and counting until Christmas Draw Time.....

Woo hoo! Happy Christmas everyone! Stay safe!

Merry Christmas all!  Looking forward to the Draw! 🙂

It's the BeoWorld Christmas 2021 Prize Draw in a few Minutes – so put down whatever you're doing, stand on one foot and twirl festively with one hand above your head, the other on your hip, and look lively!  You don’t want to miss the draw do you? Yes – YOU !! I'm sitting with a cigar in one hand, a glass of vintage port in the other, and another cigar between my titanium toes thinking of how Santa Claus manages to get so many present around the world so quickly - and it takes me about half an hour to award just 10…  What lovely presents, though....  BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you!!

So – you’ve got literally no minutes to get the jobs done…  go, go, GO !!!

Get the kettle on, crack open a beer, pour a glass of wine, fold your Christmas Tree in half and post it through next door's letter box, wrap some tinsel around your head and ask your significant other for a software update, fall on the floor and stop working thanks to the update, then take yourself back to your dealer for a refund.  Whatever.. the draw is imminent - hurry up !!. 

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our festive lucky winners tonight??  Chances are, you are..  

Anyone fancy a lovely BeoWorld Prize?  Father Bottymas of BeoWorld is here in your very own HQ and is ready to launch prizes worldwide.  It's that time again when you all think to yourselves 'How do they manage to do it?' whilst you look at the prizes being given away. Well, i've no idea - really. 

For £2.50 a Month, YOU can win any of these - every quarter.  You'll also be supporting the best site on the internet too !!

Back in a few moments - I'm just going to have a cheeky Brandy, followed by a cheeky Brandy, and another cheeky Brandy...