Ready and waiting 

PrizeDrawBot wrote:

Dear Santa, I have been very good

Me too (mostly) ...

Dear prizeDrawBot,

i have been a very good beoworlder and have a place all ready for the beolab 14s to live where they will be loved and cared for!

PrizeDrawBot Log In 

Status – At BeoWorld HQ – ready for the Christmas draw.

Champagne Status – ** POP **  There goes the cork from the Moet & Chandon.  Hooray!!

Chocolates – Yes please, I'll take all the purple ones with the caramel and hazelnut in. Thank you.

Cigar – Yes please. Several.

Bot Status – Very Happy.  Looking forward to dishing out some amazing Christmas Prizes to you lovely people..

**** DRAW COMMENCES IN 30 MINUTES TIME  ****

Running late this evening. Just need to remember to be here in 30 minutes.

Graham

It's only a quarter of an hour until I don my Santa hat and pour myself another large glass of Champagne, signalling the start of the 'BeoWorld Christmas Prize Draw 2014' so put down whatever you're doing, put your Christmas jumper on and do your 'lucky dance'..  You don’t want to miss the draw do you? Yes – YOU !!

I'm sitting on my Christmas Chair once more, waiting to leap up like a majestic reindeer at the front of Santa's sleigh and festively slam my finger on the prize draw button, thus bestowing some festively fabulous prizes upon some lucky winners… BeoWorld.. far too generous I tell you every Christmas!!

So – you’ve got 15 minutes to get the jobs done…  go, go, GO !!! 

Get the kettle on, crack open a Christmas beer, pour a glass of mulled wine, pour a bucket of hot water on a snowman because apparently it's their version of the "ice-bucket challenge", remove the wheels and roof from next door's car - then strap some antlers to their pet cat and tether it to the front, and finally dress up as one of Santa's helpers and tell him to bend at the knees when picking presents up.. because it's elf n' safety you know..  

I don't know why i bother with these gags though - nobody reads them..  Whatever.. the draw is imminent - hurry up !!

I’ve just drawn the names and matched them up to the Prizes – so could YOU be one of our lucky Christmas Winners tonight??  Chances are, you are..  

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