Text Messaging
As a 22 year old with an active social life, texing is most important to me!
As all modern genlemen know, ladies cannot pick up the telephone and simply speak to you - they find it easier to momentarily turn their thumbs blurry and hammer out a small essay instead.
Therefore a reply within 5 minutes is required - 6 minutes and I'm clearly cheating on her with another woman!
Unfortunately, future Serenata owners will need to sit the other half down and re-negotiate the 5 minute rule, as I'm quite certain that even writing "OK honey! xx" cannot be completed within less than 7!!
The lack of a keypad is noticable from the start with Serenata (if you hadn't realised that by now, then shame on you). Dialling is fairly simple - we've covered that earlier! Texting, however, is not. Infact, it's nigh on impossible!!!
Texting can be divided into two methods:
METHOD 1 - IMPOSSIBLE
Method 1 is standard Text Messaging. On a normal phone, you press the number key as many times as it takes to allow that letter to appear, then move on. With Serenata, you use the jog wheel to highlight three letters, the click the jog wheel until that letter appears, then you scroll to the right to move on. If that wasn't complicated enough (and it really is!), and you feel confident enough to tackle punctuation and spaces, the lower touch screen functions come into play!
You'll see at the bottom of the screen three symbols - these can be pressed at any time, and are as follows:
1. PUNCTUATION MARKS / SYMBOLS 2. UPPER / LOWER CASE LETTERING 3. SEND MESSAGE
Simply brush your finger over any one of the functions to open a sub-menu (apart from Lower/Upper Cases). With Punctuation Marks and Symbols, this fills the lower half of the screen with every Wingding you'd ever need when sending your loved one a "I'll be home at 8 - :o) x" text. Same principle as with the letters here - scroll over your chosen symbol and click to add it to the message.
So, you get the idea here - it's fairly awkward and slightly annoying to have to manually enter each word, so.....
METHOD 2 - POSSIBLE, WITH PRACTICE
SWITCH ON T9 AUTO-INPUT!!!!
Obviously you need to still scroll through, but rather than click on each letter continuously, the clever predictive computer within the Serenata guesses what you are trying to say! Once the word is complete, you can scroll through other possible matches by touching the "Send" part of the lower screen, which changes to "Matches" when T9 is in use. It still takes much longer than a standard phone, but it makes it bearable to use again!
Without a shadow of a doubt, anyone who purchases a Serenata in a month or so should make T9 a priority - even if you send one text per month, you'll need T9 on! Chances are without it, you'll take a month to send one anyway, so it's a better deal allround!
PROBLEMS ARISE.....
So, the message is ready to be sent! Excellent. Brush the "More" portion of the touch screen in the top right hand corner, and select "Send Message". The next "Add Recipient" menu offered me the following:
ADD FROM PHONEBOOK
ENTER NUMBER
ADD FROM GROUP
Like most people, I was texting somebody I knew well, and so highlighted and clicked on "Add From Phonebook". Simple!
Once into the phonebook screen, I selected the chosen recipient, and the Serenata automatically entered the number for me. Only one thing left to do now - confirm "Send".... and away it went (a full 30 minutes after I commenced typing the message in).
However.... this is when I realised that I, and/or the phone had made a grave error!!!
SIM CONTACTS!
Apparently (and certainly without my knowledge), the Serenata had stuck two fingers up to the Nokia regime which had ruled my SIM for the past 12 months, and hilariously / terrifylingly listed all home numbers as Mobiles within it's memory (if one contact has two numbers under the same name, you list them accordingly - Home, Mobile, Work etc).
How did I discover the above? Well, one particular (and very personal) message was sent to my girlfriend's mobile (or so I thought).
What had actually happened was this: I'd hit "Send", Serenata had swapped home and mobiles over in it's memory (without my knowledge), and the text message had been read out to my girlfriend's mother by Tom Baker (Dr. Who / Little Britain) and the magic of BT's home text service. 😳
First I knew of this was when aformentioned girlfriend rung up in laughter / tears, asking why I would ever send that to the house instead of her own mobile! Oblivious, I told her to shut up, and explained I'd done no such thing. Later, she visited my home and the conversation continued - which prompted me to check the phonebook to check I hadn't swapped the numbers round myself during the SIM change.
To my horror, there it was - her home number listed under "Mobile" - along with numerous other contacts!
A lesson to be learnt!!! I'm not sure if this is just a Nokia / Serenata problem, but I presume it's just the way one phone saves data and another uploads it! If I'd had a Samsung I'm sure the error would not have occurred!!
Any future owners beware though - it needs to be checked before you send ANYTHING!!!
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