Some US stores give these away in lieu of bottle openers!

Words fail me...

😂

"Also included is a luxurious hand finished wallet made from real Ostrich foot."

😂😂😂😂

Absolutely ridiculous amount of money. With people dying from hunger around the world.....

I recently bought two, just to have spare parts, if one of them fail. 😎

I can see it all now:

Dr. Mentholatum: " Now, tell me again how this happened ? "

Lord Bling-Blind: " Oh, Rather !  You see I was just stepping out of the family Bentley whilst talking on my Serenata Limited Edition, when my Sloane Ranger patois slipped into something crunchy-like in my teeth. "

Dr. Mentolatum: " Yes, that explains all the broken teethl. But what concerns is how all those other stones lodged into all that deep earwax against your eardrum . . . ." Nurse Bosom, . . .  we need to schedule an immediate surgery. "

( Patient faints, phone falls to floor, limited edition warranty voided thusly. )

Oh my gosh, that is just pure vulgar. It's like driving a Ranger Rover in today's environmentally aware society!

Vulgar pure vulgar! oh dear