Competition Time - Laughable Reviews...

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Sorry folks, but it's a bug-bear of mine when people who know absolutely nothing about B&O start waxing lyrical about the brand and products, then come up with the old 'uber stylish ultra expensive' chestnuts.  

There have actually been some reviews where i've physically thrown down a magazine forcefully in a mixture of despair and disgust after reading utter inaccurate drivel where the 'reviewer' clearly hasn't been within 100 metres of a B&O product and has obviously been asked by his editor to 'knock up an article' about a new or existing product.

I've seen and met some of these people on a few of the B&O launches i was kind enough to be invited to.  They were the ones that ate the food, drunk the free wine, then fell asleep during the presentations..

So - for a BeoWorld T-Shirt, CD's, BeoWorld Mousemat & Coaster Set and whatever else I can lay my hands on in the 'BeoWorld Goodie-Room' - I want you to find some utter garbage that's been written about B&O by total buffoons.  The best one (or is it the worst one) wins...

Off you go..

😁

link

"Stay away from Bang and Olufsen, they are terrible and very evil."

 

Another one, just for laughs (not written garbage but definite buffoonery) covered by BeoWorld HERE.

Great finds Jeff. I had never seen that video before. Definitely burst out laughing!

That first one sounds like a nakamichi advert.

Location: San Francisco

I'm an automotive audio and acoustic engineer. I design loudspeakers and full sound systems for new automobiles. I also dabble with studio, consumer and pro audio projects from time to time.

Surely

Jeff,

That "soupcraze" guy used to have a review of the BS9000 where he compared it (negatively) to 6 portable CD players attached to a piece of wood.  Something like the 6 portable CD players would sound just as good and cost thousands less.  Not sure what happened to it - I looked for it a few years back and it was gone.

Stan

Stan wrote:
Not sure what happened to it - I looked for it a few years back and it was gone.

Well,

burantek wrote:

I find it amazing that people can write "anything" when they clearly have seen "nothing." 😡

That's the beauty of the internet Jeff - there's no intermediary to do the filtering!

I thought his review was mildly amusing actually, and I don't think he tried too hard to cover up the fact that he was talking bullocks and had probably only ever looked at a picture of a BS9000. He obviously has a passion for Sony and Yamaha though...

 

I am getting very tired of that man's words. So much unnecessary talk...

But I suppose thats the point right now 😂

His specificity of competing products probably only comes from his ownership of those very products.

Location: San Francisco

I'm an automotive audio and acoustic engineer. I design loudspeakers and full sound systems for new automobiles. I also dabble with studio, consumer and pro audio projects from time to time.

Third attempt at a posting.

Look

burantek wrote:

link

"Stay away from Bang and Olufsen, they are terrible and very evil."

 

Another one, just for laughs (not written garbage but definite buffoonery) covered by BeoWorld HERE.

Nakamichi? Who?! 😂

Neakedmichi? 

Darn... 😂

 

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