Once in a while i do something a bit silly. Once in a while, i do something for charity. Never before have i done something silly... for charity ❓
How about buying a car for £100 (€126, $186 or DKK946 to name a few currencies) then driving it over 1500 miles from the UK to Valencia via France, Italy and Monaco in order to raise money for the NSPCC ? Together with Gordon Harker, owner of Bang & Olufsen of Swindon and two more equally mad passengers, i will be competing in the 2008 Ramshackle Rally Valencia - setting off from Calais this Friday morning!!
Well, that sounds silly, but not silly enough. So.. let's make it even sillier and cover the car top to bottom in fur, then coat every interior panel and the wheel trims in newspaper. "Furry things that collect newspaper?" i hear you wonder...
Gentlemen, i give you TEAM WOMBLE !!! It's a great cause, the car will look ridiculous, and along with 110 other vehicles we should create quite a spectacle when we parade through the centre of Monaco amongst the Ferrari's and Porsches! Think Gumball Rally, then think the exact opposite. That's the spirit of the Ramshackle!! Apparently, there will be television film crews following the rally too - so best we keep the fur neat and tidy! 😂
We are a little concerned that our Womble mobile may get a little warm inside especially when it is covered nose to tail in fur and we have no aircon – but we could all do with losing a few pounds anyway.. We are also taking our mobile phones and plenty of repair tape, hoses and if it really gets bad, some bus fare to get home.
In the meantime - here is a shot of what we will be doing the rally in. It will be covered in fur on Wednesday, so forgive its 'nakedness' !! I present our chosen chariot - a 1997 Ford Mondeo GLX Estate. 100,000 miles on the clock, a clutch that rides a little too high for my liking, and both front and rear bumbers held on with self-tapping screws. Nice...