Welcome to the one, the only, pre-Christmas....................Wednesday!©

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vikinger wrote:

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

Yep!  Grrrrrr!   
Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows! 

vikinger wrote:

vikinger wrote:

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

Or maybe he has to check on the boat grandchildren.

Rosie & Jim Tulloch?

jandyt wrote:
Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows! 

Scrotii?

Sitting here listening to the Tom Lehrer Christmas song:

On Christmas day you can't be sore,

Your fellow man you must adore,

There's time to rob him all the more,

The other three hundred and sixty four....

Hark the Herald Tribune sings,

Advertising wondrous things.

God rest you merry merchants may you make the yuletide pay,

Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy

 

I love cynical stuff. After my wife watches about two days of sappy Christmas movies I have to listen to Tom Lehrer and watch the Blackadder Xmas Special as antidotes to the saccharin sweetness of her movies.

Anyway, it's time for me to go run an errand and cook dinner, so best wishes, and a Merry Christmas to you all!

jandyt wrote:

vikinger wrote:

Does Andy have to check his dustbin every evening?

Yep!  Grrrrrr!   
Also I still regularly leave nibbled scrotums on car windows! 

Hannibal Tulloch?

Merry Christmas Jeff!

Take care Jeff!  Nice to make your acquaintance 
Have a Merry Christmas 

Time for a xmas ritual: Home Alone 😁

You all have a good one!

GNite Leo!

Did you hear about the Americanmanland tourist who went on a scuba diving boat in Ireland?
He noticed that all the divers sat on the edge of the boat and fell backwards into the water.
He said to Paddy  "Why do they fall backwards into the water?"
Paddy stoked his chin, thought for a moment then  said

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"Well if they fall forward, they're still in the boat" 

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