Welcome to the one, the only, pre-Christmas....................Wednesday!©

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jandyt wrote:

This is where I slept in my car that night.  When I woke up, hundreds of tourists were all around my car. I just brushed my teeth, washed my face,ate my Sugar Puffs and boiled up the kettle for a coffee.
No-one batted an eyelid! 

I'll bet they sharp scattered when you did your morning sh1t out of the passenger window!

jandyt wrote:

Jeff wrote:

vikinger wrote:

 the mandolin  all sorts of illness.

 kitchen appliance?

This reminds me of the time I got sacked from Tesco for putting my manhood in the bacon slicer!

Something wrong with the NHS?

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

Ahh, I see. I am spending xmas in pietarsaari. Going back to Helsinki in March.

We should have a coffee sometime 😁

jandyt wrote:

UKULELE!

EUREKA!

vikinger wrote:

jandyt wrote:

Jeff wrote:

vikinger wrote:

 the mandolin  all sorts of illness.

 kitchen appliance?

This reminds me of the time I got sacked from Tesco for putting my manhood in the bacon slicer!

Something wrong with the NHS?

Sounds like a dicey sex change operation approach! πŸ˜‰

You should have seen my Norwegian, cognac-loving father the first (and last) time he tasted jalo 😐

jandyt wrote:

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

Bugger! I was too late to ruin your 70's joke! (which is still πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)

leosgonewild wrote:
Ahh, I see. I am spending xmas in pietarsaari. Going back to Helsinki in March.

 

We should have a coffee sometime 😁

I don't spit in the Irish version either!

jandyt wrote:

The bacon slicer?  She got sacked too.

 

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