We have debated this many times - the BeoPlay versus Bang&Olufsen strategies, so I did not post this to re-ignate the debate, but rather for us all to smile at the humour -- and parallels from other than B&O !
Last year, there was talk about the ABC needing to chase a younger audience. I've also heard luminaries in the wine industry bemoan the average age of wine drinkers. Theatre companies and publishers fret over their demographics, too, but when they try to do something about it, disaster strikes.
There is nothing more embarrassing than watching marketers trying to attract the "yoof". They almost always end up making their client look like a middle-aged, newly divorced man with a comb-over trying to pick up hot chicks in a bar. I have seen more brands die in a desperate attempt to reinvent themselves as hip than I care to remember.
This may come as a surprise to many marketers, but young people grow up and eventually get older.
The full article (from this Sunday morning's newspaper's Life Style magazine) is here: